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Oct
14th
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May
9th
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Picture 1: the hilarious Kevin James

Picture 2: Barack Obama’s next nominee to the Supreme Court, Elena Kagan

I think they are one in the same and it is an elaborate stand-up routine

Apr
5th
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Hello Hilarious.

“I hate when people give me cards on my birthday that sing to me. Because that shit is NOT cute”

Mar
9th
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Mar
7th
Sun
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Just a little breakfast conversation brought to you by The Caldwell Household

Lexi: Daddy, lets jump jump jump

Matt: No Lex, people are living underneath us now, no jumping

Lexi: yes, lets jump!

Matt: Lexi, lets pretend we are in an attic and their are Nazis outside. We have to be very quiet.

Me: Matt! stop! I don’t want her learning about things like that yet. I want her thinking the world is a nice place full of nice people

Lexi: Yea, nice jumping people, Daddy!!!!

Feb
26th
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kmaverick:

Cheers to the friggin snow.

 Come here… It doesn’t snow in Southern California

kmaverick:

Cheers to the friggin snow.

 Come here… It doesn’t snow in Southern California

Feb
4th
Thu
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Lies

fmylife:

Today, my mom decided to clean out the bathroom. When it came to the toothbrushes, she held up a blue one that I claimed as mine, but so did my sister and my dad. We’ve been sharing the same toothbrush for months. FML

 This was a How I met Your Mother Episode this week. FML FAIL

Feb
2nd
Tue
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kmaverick:

I’m going to start a new blog called “Emails from my Mom”
It will take Shit My Dad Says down.
E-mail I received today. It also included an empowering woman’s declaration.

 I agree, your mom’s emails are often the highlight of my inbox!

kmaverick:

I’m going to start a new blog called “Emails from my Mom”

It will take Shit My Dad Says down.

E-mail I received today. It also included an empowering woman’s declaration.

 I agree, your mom’s emails are often the highlight of my inbox!

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Jan
30th
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