14th
Picture 1: the hilarious Kevin James
Picture 2: Barack Obama’s next nominee to the Supreme Court, Elena Kagan
I think they are one in the same and it is an elaborate stand-up routine
Hello Hilarious.
“I hate when people give me cards on my birthday that sing to me. Because that shit is NOT cute”
Hey all! If you could help me and fill out this quickie survey on your views about gay marriage that would be a huuuuuge help. It’s a quickie, should only take you 2 or 3 minutes but it would be an enormous help for my project! Thanks so much!!!!
Lexi: Daddy, lets jump jump jump
Matt: No Lex, people are living underneath us now, no jumping
Lexi: yes, lets jump!
Matt: Lexi, lets pretend we are in an attic and their are Nazis outside. We have to be very quiet.
Me: Matt! stop! I don’t want her learning about things like that yet. I want her thinking the world is a nice place full of nice people
Lexi: Yea, nice jumping people, Daddy!!!!
I’m going to start a new blog called “Emails from my Mom”
It will take Shit My Dad Says down.
E-mail I received today. It also included an empowering woman’s declaration.
I agree, your mom’s emails are often the highlight of my inbox!
(via herooftheproletariat)