October 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
Survey on Gay Marriage for my class →
Hey all! If you could help me and fill out this quickie survey on your views about gay marriage that would be a huuuuuge help. It’s a quickie, should only take you 2 or 3 minutes but it would be an enormous help for my project! Thanks so much!!!!
Just a little breakfast conversation brought to...
Lexi: Daddy, lets jump jump jump
Matt: No Lex, people are living underneath us now, no jumping
Lexi: yes, lets jump!
Matt: Lexi, lets pretend we are in an attic and their are Nazis outside. We have to be very quiet.
Me: Matt! stop! I don’t want her learning about things like that yet. I want her thinking the world is a nice place full of nice people
Lexi: Yea, nice jumping people,...
February 2010
4 posts
Lies
fmylife:
Today, my mom decided to clean out the bathroom. When it came to the toothbrushes, she held up a blue one that I claimed as mine, but so did my sister and my dad. We’ve been sharing the same toothbrush for months. FML
This was a How I met Your Mother Episode this week. FML FAIL
January 2010
12 posts
half man half tree before and after pics →
for 15 years this man lived in incredible pain from a baffling condition. A dermatologist who went to go see him in Indonesia prescribed him Vitamin A and after surgeries to remove the WARTS the man regained full use of his hands and can now walk without pain. It makes me feel lucky to have the quality of care that exists in this country.
“Bangles need to coordinate. I’m not saying you have to wear a Harry Winston...”
– ‘No Frumpy’: Cornell’s Pi Phi Forbids American Apparel Leggings, ‘Gross, Plastic Shizzz’ - Fashionista - Fashion Designers, Models, Shopping, Style
My sorority rules were “don’t hook up with frat boys that throw up in front of you.:
Pickings were slim.
I KID!!!
(via kmaverick)
You so do not...
Watched Inglorious Basterds tonight. I enjoyed Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill, True Romance is pretty awesome but I’ve never fully appreciated Quentin Tarantino until tonight. Best ending to a movie. EVER. I may even watch Jackie Brown now
Amazing →
This Ukranian girl won the Ukraine’s Got Talent show with this. She outlines World War II through sand painting. I’ve never seen anything like it, truly heartbreaking.
Ever since peopleofwalmart.com has gotten popular I find myself dressing up to pick up diapers.
Big Top Cupcake - Giant, Cake-Sized Cupcakes! →
(via kmaverick)
A friend of mine has this, and LOVES it!
sweetest baby in the world
We were watching the Today Show report on Haiti this morning and I was explaining to Lexi that a lot of people were hurt and scared and she asked if we could give her stuffed elephant to the kids with the boo boo’s. It made me smile after watching so much tragedy.
if you text to 90999 you make a $10 donation to the Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti. I hear empathy is the new apathy, DO...
Pity Party Table for 1
I am using Tumblr to vent a little, sorry. Alexis and I have been in this music class for over a year now and all the other moms get together for playdates. I have never been invited to one, until last month and Lexi conveniently woke up with a 101 temperature and a bad cough and I had to cancel late. Obviously I have not been invited back. A new mother started the class yesterday and they invited...
Dr. Drew Defines Hypocrite in 30 Seconds on The... →
soupsoup:
The most impressive part is where Meredith gets the plug in with a straight face and with a complete lack of self-awareness.
December 2009
10 posts
Notes From My Life
Watching an injured EJ Henderson getting wheeled off the field tonight, this was the accompanying conversation;
Me: What happened to him? I missed it!
Matt: Emotional breakdown.
“Where’s my dinner woman?!”
– Alexis Caldwell. Age 2. (via kmaverick)
my husband has been coaching my daughter
November 2009
8 posts
October 2009
6 posts
Trends that should Die
Most hated trend of the day…. Boots (cowboy, ankle or fleece-lined) worn with short shorts or mini skirts. Seriously?!?! You look stupid.
David Gregory: ” My wife, Beth, won’t allow a dog” John Stewart: ” Oh, well, you could always… Man Up.”
I love John Stewart, if opportunity ever arose, I would probably leave my husband for him… just joking Matt.
(Call me, John)
More Notes from My Life
Alexis: “Cooookie pleeeease.”
Me: “How about an apple when we get home?”
Alexis: ” No apple, no banana, COOKIE!”
Biggest Loser Commercial: Together my father and I lost 400lbs.
Matt: Do you realize that, that is more than our entire family weighs… by a lot.
September 2009
23 posts
Quote of the day
“That, Patriots, is what happens when you don’t get to look at as much tape as usual”
HA!
aaaaand I'm a geek
I just teared up at an AT&T commercial. My heart is still glowing. I need a little Manhattan in my life to bring my cynicism back, and get all the California crunchiness out.